Never Too Young to Die

John Stamos plays a sleuth searching for his father’s killer, with Vanity as his beautiful colleague and Gene Simmons as an evil hermaphrodite. Drew: George Lazenby. Cliff: Peter Kwong. Pyramid: Ed Brock. Arliss: John Anderson. Riley: Robert Englund. Gil Battman directed., In this deliberately campy, tongue-in-cheek tale of espionage and action, a young spy launches a private investigation into the death of his father, a master spy. He enlists the aid of one of his father’s gorgeous cohorts and together they end up facing down a deadly and totally deranged hermaphrodite with delusions of grandeur.