Three Wise Guys

Three bungling hit men are hired by a nefarious casino owner to kill an accountant and locate a missing gangster. What should be a simple job turns into a madcap road trip as the wise guys encounter a pregnant woman who seems intent on teaching the men the true meaning of Christmas., If Damon Runyon, the author of the story on which The Three Wise Guys was based, were to summarize it, it might sound something like this: One December day around Christmastime I am in the city of Las Vegas talking to Harry the Horse about this and that, when I hear this yarn about a citizen by the name of Murray Crown (Tom Arnold), who runs a clip joint which he prefers to call a casino. It seems that this Murray Crown not only has the John Laws breathing down his neck, but it is also a fact that he is married to this doll called Shirley (Katey Sagal), who is known far and wide as the green-eyed type. In addition, it seems that there is another doll by the name of Mary Ann Davidson (Jodi Lyn O’Keefe), who has gotten herself in the family way courtesy of Murray, and who has taken a powder into the desert holding a computer disk containing the low-down on Murray’s operation. These being the conditions that prevail, sweet Mary could very well send Murray up the river for a more than somewhat long semester. So Murray hires these three torpedoes called Joey (Eddie McClintock), George (Judd Nelson), and Vincent (Nick Turturro) to chase after Mary and button the doll’s lip on a permanent basis….By the time this made-for-TV opus has galloped into the home stretch, it is a probable twelve to seven that Mary will have wrapped the three torpedoes around her little finger, and that a Merry Christmas will be had by all. Mooched from a story by Runyon from which an earlier theatrical feature had been sired way back in 1936, Three Wise Guys first showed up on the USA network menu on the evening of December 8, 2005., In a takeoff on the traditional tale of the three wise men, a nefarious casino owner (Tom Arnold) sends a trio of thugs on a Christmas Eve murder mission, and the men end up encountering a crafty pregnant woman named Mary, who complicates their plans. Judd Nelson, Nick Turturro, Katey Sagal. Mary: Jodi Lyn O’Keefe. Robert Iscove directed.